Script

Script

6 ways to kill your husband (or wife)

(screen begins with MARK coming through the front door)

MARK

(concealing gun in suit jacket pocket)

Hello dear how was work?

PATRICIA

It's...it's so hard now moms gone. Bless her for leaving us a little something behind.

MARK

(sitting down on the dinner table with pistol now in hand)

Yes dear there's a lot we can do together now my dear try not to let your mom's death affect you after all anyone could die at any moment.

PATRICIA

(joining Mark on the table with two cups of tea for both of them)

I'll try to for you, i hope you enjoy you enjoy your!

MARK

(placing gun in lap and takes a sip of tea)

It is delicious thank you, however, i have some bad news that you should know.

Patricia

(Smug look on face)  Oh, what's that? that fact i know you killed my mother and that you have a gun on your lap ready to kill me too just like your other 5 dead wives!!!

MARK

Wha- How did you know?!

PATRICIA

And hopefully the poison from your tea will kick in very soon!

MARK

(falling to knees and clenching throat in pain)

y-y-y-y-you bitch! (falls dead)

(screen blacks out)

PATRICIA'S voice

You have to ask yourself wondering sometimes...is there really a perfect man or woman out there for you?